Hi, Honey! Happy Birthday!
Since “The Most Interesting Man in the World” title was taken by the Dos Equis guy. *
We’ve decided you are officially…”The Most Amazing Man on the Planet.” **
You have many things in common with Mr. XX; but you also have other qualities that are far more intriguing:
* He doesn’t give high fives; only high sixes.
** His burps are not just burps, they are rrrribbits.
** When he smells his socks; the socks thank him.
* His Mother has a tattoo that says Son.
** He can sence a picture is not level, even before he enters the room.
* He never says long story short.
** Cookie dough gives him big muscles.
** Give him two forks, a pair of toothpicks and a salt shaker and he will blow your mind.
* When people pay attention to him, he keeps the change.
** Weeds weep in his presence.
* The contents of his taco refuse to fall out.
** The white patches in his beard have magical powers.
** When people say ”no worries” in his presence, they suddenly turn to stone.
* He doesn’t make wishes on his birthday, he grants them.
I hope you have a wonderful day granting wishes…you’ve certainly granted mine.
I love you more than you will ever know!
i LOVE YOU!
(Hurry home, we miss you!)